They call it....the "Dirty Dot"

For the past couple of days my wife has been in Dorchester on business and this part of town is not the nicest of neighborhoods. While not as rough as the "Rox," it certainly tried to be today. After hearing that shots were fired over the radio today in Dorchester, I immediately thought about my sweetheart and decided that I need to get her one of these. All I need is some steel plates and a welder. Hey if they can do it, I can right? This is what a good husband does......